Is it possible to improve on the perfection that is chocolate? We think so: by crafting them in genital shapes! These delectable treats are vegan, dairy-free, and gluten-free, handcrafted with fair-trade chocolate by local Portland company Missionary Chocolates. This lovingly-presented box includes 7 individual penis-shaped chocolates infused with California lemon oil for a burst of citrus in every bite.
Ingredients: fair-trade chocolate (cacao beans, sugar, cocoa butter, soy lecithin, pure vanilla), California lemon oil